Dude likes playing for the Gophers. Kind of.

We're not the kind of website to pick on a dude who recently lost both his parents. And by that I mean we are the type of website to pick on a dude who recently lost both his parents. And in the name of fairness, Crying Foul wouldn't hesitate to pick on a lady in the same situation. After all, Title Nine was like 30 years ago. Apparently everything is wonderful in the land Gopher Football. In this roaring endorsement of Tim Brewster's recruiting ability, complete tool and linebacker Rex Sharpe Jr. explains that he came to the U because he couldn't go anywhere else. Here are the highlights:

"Out of high school, no bragging or patting myself on the back, but I was kind of like 'The Man.' I had offers from almost every SEC school."

[Here's video of what may or may not be Rex being "the man" for his Alabama high school. I have no idea if this is actually him or not, and I don't care either. But I do know this is as good as camera work gets in Alabama.]

But Sharpe didn't go to an SEC school. He went to Arizona Western. He is now transferring to the U and had this to say about it:

"Minnesota kind of like fell on me, and that's why I'm kind of proud."

Let's recap. Tim Brewster is taking on SEC rejects that clearly don't want to be here. Get your seasons tickets now!