Because you hate work

I was too busy getting tickets for George Michael's 25Live (or as I call it - 25 sexy) yesterday to post. Pre-sale people. PRE-SALE! Here's a run down of yesterday's what-have-yous.

• The Twins dropped another one while starting pitcher Kevin Slowey left the game in the 4th with a strained bicep. I only study the ladies so I don't know much about the male body, but my roommate's sister went to community college for 3 months, and she says that the bicep is located in the arm. Now stay with me here, if the bicep is in the arm, and the arm is needed for throwing, and throwing is part of pitching, then I'd say this is not a good injury for a pitcher.

• David Beckham did this last night...

...then he did this last night

[I know, it's not Minnesota related, but CyringFoul does cover international soccer, so this is close enough -Ed.]

• The Wild made the playoffs and some people wrote about it. My favorite comment is when the one chick says "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then she says "all I have to say." Someone may want to inform her that if, in fact, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was all she had to say, she would have just said !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Oh Snap! I nailed her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  

You may not know it from this site, but there is no bigger fan of Wild hockey than me from May 20th- June 10th in years they make it to the Stanley Cup Finals.