Tuesday

Delmon Young is Boring Now

I'm not saying I want this version of Delmon Young


but anything has to be better than this ESPN Radio Baseball Today podcast featuring Twins left fielder Delmon Young in quite possibly the most boring interview in history. It starts around the 9:30 minute mark with a bit of Twins talk (Bill Smith bashing) after the snoozerview is over.

Peter Pascarelli: "Do you set goals before the season? Do you look at your numbers and say I can do better here and here?"
Delmon Young: "The only number I look to improve is in the win column."
I could have done this interview with a sock puppet and saved ESPN the trouble. We've all made mistakes in our past [Actually, I haven't. Ever. -Editor] that haunt us, but when I heard there was an interview with Delmon Young, I was hoping for something more like "Kirby fucking who? Somebody better start blowin' up a picture of me for that tarp up in right next to the fat fishing guy."

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