A Match Made in Heaven

(Not pictured: Dignity)

I'm sure you've already seen this, but today's MLB.com Fantasy Home Page has Twins center fielder Carlos Gomez front and center. After last night's breakout debut, Gomez fever has struck unemployed and teenage males the nation over! According to MLB.com's Fantasy 411 Update!:

"He's an intriguing and wildly talented player, and merits consideration in most formats for teams in need of speed."

Hey fantasy players, you know what else is wild and intriguing? Women. And the outdoors.


UPDATE: I found this formula on MLB.com this morning:

• Hitters:(R x 5) + (H x 4) + (HR x 15) + (RBI x 5) + (SB x 15) - AB
• Pitchers: (W x 30) + (SV x 25) + (IP x 5) + (SO x 4) - (H x 3) - (ER x 4) - (BB x 3)

If this formula looks familiar, then congratulations, you live with your parents.